Pop quiz

A. War.

B. Diminishing oil reserves.

C. Soaring crude prices.

D. Hurricane Katrina.

E. $3 at the pump.

F. Exxon Mobile posts $10 BILLION quarter of record profits - second quarter with more than $100 BILLION in sales.

Question: Which of the above does not belong?

Answer: ...
(Hint: No, this is NOT a trick question)

It's a good thing we are all pretty damn dumb.

Otherwise, someone might answer this correctly...